Go Sam, go
Just read that an United Nations ambassador post has been offered to Sam Brownback. Please, Sam, Go! We will be fine here in Kansas while youíre out of the country in Rome. Your work is done here. The state is in ashes and bankrupt. Thereís not much more you can do. Have some extra boxes and Iíll even help you pack. Oh, today the sun is finally shining in Brownbackistan, er, Kansas!